Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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