So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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