Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Randomize
