It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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