Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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