Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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