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i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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