How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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