Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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