Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
worst night to have a conscience
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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