he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
