You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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