ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Randomize
