its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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