You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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