Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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