sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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