I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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