I wannas sexs uuuuu
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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