Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
home. puking in laundry basket.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Randomize
