I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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