And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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