Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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