she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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