I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
