I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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