if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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