Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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