frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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