belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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