just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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