Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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