Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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