ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
false alarm. still invincible.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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