dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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