She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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