Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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