marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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