it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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