I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I am available for nakedness
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
