RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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