Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
