I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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