"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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