You're completely useless in the revolution.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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