I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i came on her dog
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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