I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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