READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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