I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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