so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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