Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
